1 down, 54,987,651,318,796 to go!

Today is our One Month Wedding Anniversary! It’s pretty nuts kabob (don’t ask, it’s something I say to Chris all the time and since this post is about us I figured it’d be OK to use some of our idiosyncrasies) that we have already been Mr. and Mrs. for 31 days.


Here is our One Month of Wedded Bliss recap:

• I personally have been asked approximately 1,328,746,321 times “Soooo how does it feel?”. This does not include the number of times Chris has been asked. Here is my answer to everyone- “it feels no different” Don’t get me wrong, I love being able to finally call Chris my husband but we’ve been living under the same roof with each other for so long now that it’s not like I had to get used to the way he piles all of his dirty work clothes IN FRONT of the laundry basket or how he always has to check what is on the other TV channels even though we are already watching a perfectly entertaining show. I don’t know, maybe I just don’t understand the question. (In his defense I pile my dirty cloths about 7 steps from the laundry basket. I know we are adults that shouldn’t do these types of things-but we do. Whatevs it’s our house.)

• Here is next most common question asked approximately 1,328,746,321 + 1 times “Soooo when are you guys going to start having kids?” People- we are fresh off the newlywed assembly line. Can we please be married for at least five seconds, no make that 5 years, before we are excepted to pro-create? (I say this response with all the love in my heart) Plus Cody and Rachel have a little Biscuit baking that will keep my Baby Bug at bay.

• The Post Wedding Day Depression Slump is getting less and less with each day that passes. Seriously peeps- my mind is still reeling from the overwhelming perfection of the entire day! Coming down off our wedding induced high was like driving my car into a brick wall. I just couldn’t believe it was over so quick. I need to pick up a new hobby quick. For reals. I suppose my short term hobby can be cleaning up our Guest Room. Get ready for this…I cant believe I am posting this online. Someone call Hoarders: Weddings, it’s bad.

99.99% of that jazz is wedding related. I tried cleaning it about 2 weeks after the wedding and I couldn’t bear to part with any of it so I just gave up. I realistically cannot keep all of it, which I know and Chris reminds me of about every 3rd day, I just get really sad thinking about not having it anymore. Um hello did anyone get a hold of Hoarders yet? Well I guess now that my secret is out I better get busy. Hopefully I will have an update for you very soon.

• We both turned one quarter of a Century.

• I have taken step one of eleventy billion of the Name Change Process. Why don’t the guys have to do anything like that? This can be next short term hobby after I complete the one listed above.


Enough with the silly stuff…it truly has been the best month of my life. I feel such a deeper connection to Chris now that the county knows we belong together, err are Husband and Wife. We’ve already had to deal with a few different types of “Life Curveballs”. I guess life doesn’t stop because you are supposed to be living high on the married hog.

We finally got the wedding pictures back from the photographer. Ya-hoooo! We are waiting to get the CD in the mail so we can look through all of them since the website it not conducive to browsing 750 pictures. Then it will be your turn! We will send out the link/password to all of our Family and Friends as soon as we can.

Next up, Wedding Recaps. Cuz let’s be real- I can talk about it allllll day long.